![]() 02/07/2015 at 20:48 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Why would somebody put little rocks in a little bag? How silly.
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cocaine, or meth?
![]() 02/07/2015 at 20:51 |
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is that crack?
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I don't know how to tell, but I decided it was crack. There was a homeless guy nearby who said there are a lot of crackheads who smoke in a nearby building.
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And your prints are on them now.
![]() 02/07/2015 at 20:53 |
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Probably not a good idea to pick it up. The police don't care and will bust the first and easiest person they can.
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Most likely.
![]() 02/07/2015 at 20:54 |
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WHY DID YOU PICK IT UP?!?!?!?!!?
![]() 02/07/2015 at 20:56 |
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probably crack then.
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But my prints aren't on file anywhere. Unless I get arrested in the near future, that won't matter. Plus I doubt they'd care that much.
![]() 02/07/2015 at 20:57 |
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Yeah, but they probably won't find it. I just threw it away. In either case, I have no criminal record so they can't trace my prints. (also I have a scar right on one of my fingers, so I don't match any older ones that might exist)
![]() 02/07/2015 at 20:58 |
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Sell the crack for car parts money, then send me a small share of the profit pls? :)
![]() 02/07/2015 at 20:59 |
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To see if it actually had anything in it. I know my fingerprints are on it, but that's not going to matter. If they find it, they'll pin it on the crackheads who live in the abandoned building next to it.
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I'd probably put it back due to the fact that "crack is whack".
![]() 02/07/2015 at 21:09 |
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Well.
Did you smoke it?
![]() 02/07/2015 at 21:11 |
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Probably not a great idea to pick it up regardless.
Looks like crack to me though.
![]() 02/07/2015 at 21:14 |
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I ate it.
On another note, what's the best way to get all those little pink dinosaurs out of my car?
![]() 02/07/2015 at 21:21 |
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Fill it with crack smoke.
Little pink dinosaurs don't like crack.
![]() 02/07/2015 at 21:26 |
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I guarantee you that somewhere there is a crack-head frantically patting his/her pockets down and looking in every nook and cranny muttering 'where my crack at? where my crack at??'
![]() 02/07/2015 at 21:34 |
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Lots of "oh shit oh shit oh shit" in there, too.
![]() 02/07/2015 at 21:37 |
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You gotta set an example by shooting one of them. The rest will go on their own.
![]() 02/07/2015 at 21:49 |
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probably just stevia, for your coffee. It's cheap in bulk and then convenient to carry in little ziplocks!
For real though someone is PISSED that's missing...
![]() 02/07/2015 at 21:57 |
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Yeah, half of me is glad that nobody's going to smoke it, but on the other hand I do feel bad for the guy who lost it. That stuff can't be cheap.
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![]() 02/07/2015 at 22:02 |
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Also, go back tomorrow and see if you can score some stereo equipment really cheap.
![]() 02/07/2015 at 22:19 |
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Didn't you get fingerprinted when you got your driver's license?
![]() 02/07/2015 at 22:23 |
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If you were in Texas, they would be. For the last year, they've been taking a full five-finger print when you get your license. The legislature just passed a ruling to make them stop, though. Before that, you had to give them your thumbprint.
![]() 02/07/2015 at 23:12 |
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If that belonged to a dealer his supplier is going to be pissed! Wait a second... Yup! The homicide count just ticked up by one.
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![]() 02/08/2015 at 12:17 |
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I dunno, but my point is they have no reason to suspect me. They'd only run prints on previous offenders and probably find the original owner's.
![]() 02/08/2015 at 12:21 |
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I might have one from my license, but I can't remember. Either way, I would bet it was my right index finger, which has since gotten permanently changed due to a splinter. Most finger prints are extremely similar, so that big of a difference would be enough to rule me out.
If they really wanted to, they could find my new print from the clocking-in-computer-thingy at my previous job, but then there's no way they'd waste that much time just for a first-time possession charge.
![]() 02/10/2015 at 23:02 |
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Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!